In the bathroom of the restaurant where we had lunch - "Mom, I'm pooping so hard, I think my eyes are going to come out." I had to turn around so he wouldn't see me laughing on that one!
It's not hiccups - it's "piccups."
"Mom, you're the most beautiful girl. I want to marry you. But, it's just pretend."
Love that boy of mine who never fails to keep me on my toes!